How Christians Think They Can Convert Atheists… According to WikiHow

[Excerpts from my guest post at The Friendly Atheist.]

You learn a lot about campaigns when you read their strategy memos. WikiHow contributors have put together a page on How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian, and it’s probably a little more revealing than they intended.

So while I’ve taken the small liberty of providing a helpful title for each step, here are Christian WikiHow authors’ actual instructions for how to convert an atheist:

Think of it as setting them up on a blind date with Jesus

1. Don’t reveal your plan

If you want to discuss your faith with a nonbeliever, it’s very important to plan how you would begin approaching the subject tactfully… If the topic comes up, set aside another time to discuss some important matters (“oh, interesting stuff, a sort of discussion over coffee or such, about what you and I think about today’s issues… ways of seeing success and progress in whatever we do… No. Not selling. Not buying or investing money, no. Let’s have a talk and some good discussion, okay? No, not a debate.”)

Bait-and-switch is a time-honored method to snag that wary prey easily spooked unbeliever.

2. SAY you respect their beliefs (even though you know someone with those beliefs deserves eternal torture)

If someone feels like you’re trying to “save” them, it can seem condescending and frustrating for your friend.. If you hope to convince anyone of your point of view, you have to first be ready to calmly take a genuine interest in that person’s point of view… An idea can be edgy, if it’s dispassionate and worth talking about…

Later, you can admit to them that Jesus really hates edgy.

3. Keep facts out of it

You’re not arguing facts. You’re discussing faith… An atheist may want to hear definitive evidence, not a discussion of your faith, but a discussion of Christianity isn’t a debate between “science” and “faith.” Treating this like a debate of facts will get you nowhere with a nonbeliever.

Because, you know, facts have an atheist bias.

4. Be prepared for people who place an oddly high value on “ethics and reason” rather than faith

…Many atheists may not consider their personal belief system to be a negotiable part of who they are. They are more concerned with their behavior, with being a reasonable person, than what “faith” or ideology that action stems from.

Doing the right things for the right reasons? Not because you were told to by a higher authority? That’s just crazy talk.

5. Avoid bringing up science or the Bible

Don’t mention any actual facts about your beliefs.  Just say this is how atheists can finally join the popular kids.

Don’t try to debate the specifics of the Bible. A discussion between a believer and a non-believer doesn’t need to be a debate about science, or creationism… Avoid these subjects.

Because the Bible is like a restaurant: If you want to enjoy the results, do not go looking around too closely.

6. Practice the right clichés for dodging hard questions

If your friend constantly wants to discuss Biblical fallacies… don’t engage in debate. All you need to say is “That’s not possible to know, and I’m comfortable with that. It doesn’t make me any less of a believer.”

Atheists won’t catch on that “It’s not possible to know” is really the old cliché “Mysterious Ways!” Whenever stuck, simply use these two words: “Free will!” Because it doesn’t need to make sense, it just has to sound deep.

7. Instead of reason, appeal to their desire to be liked

Show the Christian life as attractive to others and they’ll be more interested… Rather than trying to convert someone to your religious beliefs by winning an argument, Christians believe it’s more important to show friendship… We may think of “souls”, but they want to admire and be admired/loved like friends and nice family… It may also be useful to tell your friend about people you’ve met at church and the community that you’ve built there.

This assumes, of course, that atheists want to be liked. Polls show atheists aren’t popular; could it be related to anything Christians say about them? Nah…

8. Don’t let them know you’re praying for them

If you want to pray for your friend, do it in private. Ending a contentious conversation by saying “I will pray for you” can be seen as rude…

“Don’t let them know you’re praying for them”? Good. Oh so very good. We beg you.

9. Best to leave out the part about what God does to atheists

Always speak from a place of good news…In general, it’s best to avoid discussing the concept of eternal punishment for non-Christians with an atheist, which will turn into a debate.

Atheists do love to debate. And studies show that torture threats rank highly on the list of concepts they question.

10. It’s probably hopeless, even for God, but try anyway

Warning:…

[Read my full post How Christians Think They Can Convert Atheists… According to WikiHow at The Friendly Atheist].

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